The Community of Kent Valley is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Rev Julius III with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 13.329 billion Kentons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Healthcare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auburn. The average income tax rate is 13.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Valleyian economy, worth 778 trillion Kendollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,428 Kendollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Kent Valley's national animal is the Osprey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The lessons from Kent.

Kent Valley is ranked 265,714^th in the world and 32^nd in RGBN for Fattest Citizens, with 6.83 Obesity Rate.